Favorite Quotes
"I fought the sinus infection and the sinus infection won. Current fever tracker - 100.3"
-T Pags
"...bitter doesn't go well with your skintone."
-BJ Seid
"Don't touch me in public."
-Trammell
"Believe me, cheese isn't cheap"
-Cristina C
"[You] not being nice doesn't mean you don't know how to be nice."
-Rob K
"Strong Work."
-Jered F
"What?"
-Felix H
"I only have to do 30 more pussy splats this weekend, and then I'm done."
-Tony G
"There... That's it."
-Joey Patton
"It didn't matter till we started banging."
-TF
"Can Black people tan?"
-everyone
"When you and your partner are doin the nasty, don't behave like you're at the ballet!"
-Avenue Q
"Tear out my heart. Strangle my soul."
-Caroline or Change
"Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive."
-Anonymous
"Huge!"
-Russ
"Let's assume that worked."
-Christine O
"Lick a fish taco."
-Rachel L
"Take that hair off your head, it's not yours!"
-Random kid at the Tailgate
"Deltaco, that's excellent. The rock in my shoe, that's not so excellent."
-Julian
"Krepel is confused."
-Krepelicious
"Do I look Square in these Trunks?"
-My megaphone Spongebob
"Jay, yesterday was Monday..."
-Robby H
"He didn't say 'Jesus' he said 'Hey Zeus', the father of Apollo, as in don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt
up your ass!!"
-Zeus, Die Hard: With a Vengeance
"Life is 10% what happens to you, and 90% how you react to it"
-Elysa K's buddy profile
"... I dont think too many people at SM were worth the shit that comes out of my ass."
-Edwin R
"VOM"
-Liz H
"I bet you can't..."
-Kris
"Get the phone!!"
-Mar
"I'll show you a prize"
-John Dub
"I'm fairly sure..."
-Chris R
"Well I am fine..."
-Mar
"It's not bootleg, its got soul!"
-Nat
"I need to clean up my life."
-Woolf
Referring to Oreo's, "Look, I have my own action figures!"
-Me
"That's Oz!!"
-Same ass dumbfuck as below
"Eat shell bitch!!!"
-Same as below
"Why did we drink on Wednesday?"
-You know who you are
"Do your parents have blond hair?"
-Aman
"Except for work and class, college is great!"
-Ben O
"Guess what!!"
-Kris
"I don't know what to tell ya!!!"
-Mar
"Did you just call me Krammit?"
-Sherri Berri
"Life's a struggle."
-CR
"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever."
-The Replacements (Shane Falco)
"Life is shit"
-XXX (Castle Guard 4)
"You're fucking up my chi"
-Swordfish (Stanley Jobsen)
"At my signal, unleash hell."
-Gladiator (Maximus Decimus Meridus)
"...Panda Express..."
-Lauren A, completely out of context, but VERY funny at the time
"Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee,
I'm gonna be the next Muhammad Ali!"
-Ryan G
"That's not a car, That's an orgasm on wheels!"
-Peter B talking about a Ferrari
"You can't control love, But you can be part of it."
-Anonymous
"All you need is love"
-Armen W.
"Awesome"
-Matt J.
"Hello Mr. Reese"
-Mr. Pickett
"Shift Gears!!"
-Coach Turek
"What sign?"
-Aki
"I hate Texans"
-The New Mexican
"I like what you done with that boulder, thats a nice boulder"
-Shrek (Donkey)
"You know you love it" -MK
"Just kidding!!" -Kim S
"Wherever you go, there you are" -Mike Brady
"..........DAMMIT!" -Sista Cita
"The answer is never 1, so always
guess 2" -Mr. Hand who quoted someone else
"Chem is try" -Capt Chem, RIP
"Ng'ygh" -Pearrow
"Life sucks without a
car." -Anonymous
"Funderful" -Jonathan H
"Shit-Faced" -One of my favorite teachers (you know who you
are).
"You'll have plenty of time to rest when your dead" -Coach Martin
"Cool!" -Ms. Sutcliffe
(when she says it, it sound cooler for some reason)
"Don't
worry we have plenty of gas" -Coach T
"Huh" -Dad
"Dude for real, and I ain't playin!" -Chris
P
"You're DOIN too much." -Mar