Titles of Books I want to write:
What I Forgot When I Grew Up:
The Naturally Enlightened Child
Don't Say "The", that Word Offends Me:
Inherent Nonsense of Being PC
Hair Care 101:
The College Guy's Quick Guide to Healthier Hair
Eat Shell Bitch:
Diary of a Super Mario Kart Addict
All You People are the Same:
A List of Useful Stereotypes
Broadway Shows are Stupid:
An Attack on the Monstrosity of
American Musical Theatre