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J's Fav Quotes

Favorite Quotes
"I fought the sinus infection and the sinus infection won. Current fever tracker - 100.3"
-T Pags
"...bitter doesn't go well with your skintone."
-BJ Seid
"Don't touch me in public."
"Believe me, cheese isn't cheap"
-Cristina C
"[You] not being nice doesn't mean you don't know how to be nice."
-Rob K
"Strong Work."
-Jered F
-Felix H
"I only have to do 30 more pussy splats this weekend, and then I'm done."
-Tony G
"There... That's it."
-Joey Patton
"It didn't matter till we started banging."
"Can Black people tan?"
"When you and your partner are doin the nasty, don't behave like you're at the ballet!"
-Avenue Q
"Tear out my heart. Strangle my soul."
-Caroline or Change
"Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive."
"Let's assume that worked."
-Christine O
"Lick a fish taco."
-Rachel L
"Take that hair off your head, it's not yours!"
-Random kid at the Tailgate
"Deltaco, that's excellent. The rock in my shoe, that's not so excellent."
"Krepel is confused."
"Do I look Square in these Trunks?"
-My megaphone Spongebob
"Jay, yesterday was Monday..."
-Robby H
"He didn't say 'Jesus' he said 'Hey Zeus', the father of Apollo, as in don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass!!"
-Zeus, Die Hard: With a Vengeance
"Life is 10% what happens to you, and 90% how you react to it"
-Elysa K's buddy profile
"... I dont think too many people at SM were worth the shit that comes out of my ass."
-Edwin R
-Liz H
"I bet you can't..."
"Get the phone!!"
"I'll show you a prize"
-John Dub
"I'm fairly sure..."
-Chris R
"Well I am fine..."
"It's not bootleg, its got soul!"
"I need to clean up my life."
Referring to Oreo's, "Look, I have my own action figures!"
"That's Oz!!"
-Same ass dumbfuck as below
"Eat shell bitch!!!"
-Same as below
"Why did we drink on Wednesday?"
-You know who you are
"Do your parents have blond hair?"
"Except for work and class, college is great!"
-Ben O
 "Guess what!!"
 "I don't know what to tell ya!!!"
"Did you just call me Krammit?"
-Sherri Berri
"Life's a struggle."
"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever."
-The Replacements (Shane Falco)
"Life is shit"
-XXX (Castle Guard 4)
"You're fucking up my chi"
-Swordfish (Stanley Jobsen)
"At my signal, unleash hell."
-Gladiator (Maximus Decimus Meridus)
"...Panda Express..."
-Lauren A, completely out of context, but VERY funny at the time
"Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee,
I'm gonna be the next Muhammad Ali!"
-Ryan G
"That's not a car, That's an orgasm on wheels!"

-Peter B talking about a Ferrari


"You can't control love, But you can be part of it."



"All you need is love"

-Armen W.



-Matt J.


"Hello Mr. Reese"

-Mr. Pickett


"Shift Gears!!"

-Coach Turek


"What sign?"



"I hate Texans"

-The New Mexican


"I like what you done with that boulder, thats a nice boulder"

-Shrek (Donkey)


"You know you love it" -MK


"Just kidding!!" -Kim S

"Wherever you go, there you are" -Mike Brady
"..........DAMMIT!" -Sista Cita


"The answer is never 1, so always guess 2" -Mr. Hand who quoted someone else


"Chem is try" -Capt Chem, RIP


"Ng'ygh" -Pearrow

"Life sucks without a car." -Anonymous

"Funderful" -Jonathan H

"Shit-Faced" -One of my favorite teachers (you know who you are).

"You'll have plenty of time to rest when your dead" -Coach Martin

"Cool!" -Ms. Sutcliffe (when she says it, it sound cooler for some reason)

"Don't worry we have plenty of gas" -Coach T

"Huh" -Dad

"Dude for real, and I ain't playin!" -Chris P

"You're DOIN too much." -Mar



The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.
-Henry David Thoreau

The most I can do for my friend is whatever he needs me to do.
-J Reese