"I fought the sinus infection and the sinus infection won. Current fever tracker - 100.3"
"...bitter doesn't go well with your skintone."
"Don't touch me in public."
"Believe me, cheese isn't cheap"
"[You] not being nice doesn't mean you don't know how to be nice."
"I only have to do 30 more pussy splats this weekend, and then I'm done."
"There... That's it."
"It didn't matter till we started banging."
"Can Black people tan?"
"When you and your partner are doin the nasty, don't behave like you're at the ballet!"
"Tear out my heart. Strangle my soul."
-Caroline or Change
"Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive."
"Let's assume that worked."
"Lick a fish taco."
"Take that hair off your head, it's not yours!"
-Random kid at the Tailgate
"Deltaco, that's excellent. The rock in my shoe, that's not so excellent."
"Krepel is confused."
"Do I look Square in these Trunks?"
-My megaphone Spongebob
"Jay, yesterday was Monday..."
"He didn't say 'Jesus' he said 'Hey Zeus', the father of Apollo, as in don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt
up your ass!!"
-Zeus, Die Hard: With a Vengeance
"Life is 10% what happens to you, and 90% how you react to it"
-Elysa K's buddy profile
"... I dont think too many people at SM were worth the shit that comes out of my ass."
"I bet you can't..."
"Get the phone!!"
"I'll show you a prize"
"I'm fairly sure..."
"Well I am fine..."
"It's not bootleg, its got soul!"
"I need to clean up my life."
Referring to Oreo's, "Look, I have my own action figures!"
-Same ass dumbfuck as below
"Eat shell bitch!!!"
-Same as below
"Why did we drink on Wednesday?"
-You know who you are
"Do your parents have blond hair?"
"Except for work and class, college is great!"
"I don't know what to tell ya!!!"
"Did you just call me Krammit?"
"Life's a struggle."
"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever."
-The Replacements (Shane Falco)
"Life is shit"
-XXX (Castle Guard 4)
"You're fucking up my chi"
-Swordfish (Stanley Jobsen)
"At my signal, unleash hell."
-Gladiator (Maximus Decimus Meridus)
-Lauren A, completely out of context, but VERY funny at the time
"Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee,
I'm gonna be the next Muhammad Ali!"
"That's not a car, That's an orgasm on wheels!"
-Peter B talking about a Ferrari
"You can't control love, But you can be part of it."
"All you need is love"
"Hello Mr. Reese"
"I hate Texans"
-The New Mexican
"I like what you done with that boulder, thats a nice boulder"
"You know you love it" -MK
"Just kidding!!" -Kim S
"Wherever you go, there you are" -Mike Brady
"..........DAMMIT!" -Sista Cita
"The answer is never 1, so always
guess 2" -Mr. Hand who quoted someone else
"Chem is try" -Capt Chem, RIP
"Life sucks without a
"Funderful" -Jonathan H
"Shit-Faced" -One of my favorite teachers (you know who you
"You'll have plenty of time to rest when your dead" -Coach Martin
"Cool!" -Ms. Sutcliffe
(when she says it, it sound cooler for some reason)
worry we have plenty of gas" -Coach T
"Dude for real, and I ain't playin!" -Chris
"You're DOIN too much." -Mar